Novel Beginnings

Like digital Post-it notes upon which my handwriting is always Times New Roman (or that unfortunate Calibri), I sometimes find the beginnings of poems and novels strewn across my computer. Usually they are simply tagged onto the ends of other files, you know, like random blog posts or resumes (thank god I didn't send that one). It's weird because I usually can't remember when I wrote them. A thought comes to me, I write it down. Repeat ad infinitum.

Anyway, here's a novel start I just found:

There once was a lovely, very frightened girl. What actually happened is that she threw up, and consequently grew up, at nearly the same moment.

So, how do you think it ends?